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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 294 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of your laptop crashing every time you try to play Minecraft? Do you want to join an SMP where the only thing burning is your enemies’ houses, not your screen? Look no further than our server, where we exclusively use laptops with AMD CPUs that are so powerful, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
Join us and experience a world where the only thing burning in 3 years is the fiery passion for building epic structures and conquering dungeons. Say goodbye to those outdated Intel CPUs and OLED displays, and say hello to a community where the only thing crashing is the sound of your enemies hitting the ground after you’ve defeated them in battle.
So come on over and join us on our SMP, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about crashing is the party we throw every time someone builds a new epic base. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server!
