Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Buildings Constructed: 48 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Villages Defended: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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