Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never talk about what happened during sex! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time someone built a giant statue of a creeper getting it on with a skeleton. It was so scandalous that even the Ender Dragon blushed! And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally set their bed on fire while trying out a new position. Trust me, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2714 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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