SMP BoomerProbs Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t worry, we have a team of expert chicken whisperers who will guide you through the chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a pair of enchanted diamond boots to keep up with the beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed in your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	540

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ReserveCraft: Bday Eats & Beats

Apology, Argument, BDay, beats, Birthday, blurry vision, celebration, Communication, dining out, dog, Eats, Etiquette, exclusive, family, Friends, Hospitality, Migraine, misunderstanding, RESERVATION, ReserveCraft, Restaurant, service dog, special occasion, vertigo

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a rare steak! Just like the exclusive restaurant with a long waitlist, our server is the hottest spot in town.

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).

So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SnackAttackCraft

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Are you tired of munching on boring old carrots and potatoes in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples that will have you chomping away like a hungry hippo! Join us and feast like a king (or queen) on our deliciously OP food items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DroneCraft Server: Russian Fallout

#intelligence gathering, Aerial View, aftermath, Conflict, crisis response, damage assessment, Destruction, Devastating, disaster relief, drone strike, DroneCraft, emergency management, Fallout, international relations, military operation, reconnaissance, russia, Russian, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Target, War

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, cuz we got satellite images showin’ the aftermath of a devastating drone strike in Russia! Like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff, right? But don’t worry, our server is totally safe…we think. Plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a UFO flying around in the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

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haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RetroRealms

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Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

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Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	776	Dragon Eggs Found:	7277
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8619	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Void Armor Forged:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1351
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyScamFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3911	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.