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Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Towns Built: 8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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