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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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