SmokeCraft: Premature Deaths

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, cuz this one is on fire…literally! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world filled with wildfire smoke!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the smoke. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up coughing so much that they turned into a zombie! True story, bro.

But don’t worry, we also have some sick perks on this server. Like, did you know that if you collect enough smoke particles, you can actually fly? Yeah, I know, it sounds cray-cray, but it’s true! So come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in our smoky world. Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a lung-burning adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChinaCarBlock2021

Automotive Industry, ChinaCarBlock2021, Chinese hardware, Chinese software, connected vehicles, cybersecurity, data privacy, digital security, economic impact, foreign policy, Government, legislation, national security, propose ban, restrictions, sources, supply chain, Technology, trade war, US

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ores Mined:	8941	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	326
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	257	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Buildings Constructed:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7852
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2140	Magic Items Found:	5529
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4085
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49
Divine Spears Created:	20	Animals Bred:	188
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Alien Abductions:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.