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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2114 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”