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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4060 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4520 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!