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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7128 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 168 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with skeletons and zombies to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Oh Man” on repeat. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Weird Smell Festival,” where players compete to see who can find the most bizarre scent in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us today and get ready for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!