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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7773 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.