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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8054 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 110 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.