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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4221 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 5235 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.