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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9971 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.