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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8654 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.