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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 8902 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.