Smell911 – Wife & Aunt Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as calling the fire department for a vinegar smell? Look no further! Join our server where every little mishap turns into a full-blown emergency response.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend accidentally spills their virtual coffee on the keyboard. Next thing you know, the in-game fire department is knocking down your virtual door to put out the non-existent flames. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the thrill of calling in a gas truck, ambulance, and firetruck for the most mundane incidents. Who needs a calm and collected gaming experience when you can have pure chaos at every turn?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember to call a contractor first before you dial 911 for that mysterious smell of vinegar and nail polish. See you in the game, where every day is a virtual emergency!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	173
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6824

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Towns Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Falling into the Void:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Emeralds Found:	6045
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5220
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.