Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
Dragon Eggs Found: 1736 Farms Harvested: 540
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6419 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

    MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition
    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

    So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Star Shards Collected: 213
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PastaCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Magic Items Found: 3081 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

    RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

    JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

    SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

    Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

    And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

    And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5071
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Mouse Distract & Escape Server

    Mouse Distract & Escape Server
    Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9369
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 509408 Crops Grown: 7389
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Join CozyCraft SMP

    Join CozyCraft SMP

    **Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

    **What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Zombie Dances: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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