Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Astral Projections Made: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Potions Brewed: 181

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Star Shards Collected: 173 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5058 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ores Mined: 5619
    New Chunks Explored: 194475 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Chimeras Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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