Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
Animals Bred: 18 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Minecraft Servers

  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Enchantments Applied: 95 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dimension Hops: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 378
    Farms Harvested: 751 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Buildings Constructed: 39
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 394

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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