SlowBurn Gaming | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	590	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Votes:	5454

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Potions Brewed:	152

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6700	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	66
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Farms Harvested:	580	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	46	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	698	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	825
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7121	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	150

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9303	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10