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Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5814	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3455

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9101
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	118883	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	5028	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7999

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3319	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4695
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7350	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	1134	Void Gems Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3