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MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Farms Harvested:	998
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	5178	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2234
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Love Letters Sent:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	179	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	9420
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Buildings Constructed:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension Hops:	9
Crops Grown:	1658	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Buildings Constructed:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ores Mined:	5702	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	4238

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Items Found:	6012

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	184	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10