Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4466
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5776	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Potions Brewed:	112	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	7173
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Towns Built:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Farms Harvested:	911
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	7383	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9641	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	1639
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Emeralds Found:	5287

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com