Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ores Mined:	2627	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5435
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	2718	Dragon Eggs Found:	7695
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	9140
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2560

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Runes Activated:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Farms Harvested:	723
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5378	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	898877	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	6840	Buildings Constructed:	35
Emeralds Found:	9435	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchantments Applied:	66	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mines Excavated:	3744
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9968	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	202

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Items Found:	5103	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io