Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8944	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Emeralds Found:	598	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Emeralds Found:	8009	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	5242
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	735997	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	3567
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8407	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	55
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5261
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	791
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	5611
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6137
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6958
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4329	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602