Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Laughcraft

Factions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2394	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

192.3.46.98

VelocityMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

play.velocity-mc.com

VanillaMC

Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

This is a regular survival server

192.95.49.186

Faded Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

FadedSB.com

Dovercraft

Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Dover craft Friendly towny server

23.95.30.145

Vanilla Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

www.vanilla-craft.com

JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	86

Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

87.98.139.117:26365

UWARS

Anarchy, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	160	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47

-=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

-=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

play.UWARS.NET

AssassinCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	740	Dimension Hops:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

-24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

vtownhood.mymc.io

Craft Life – Survival

Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	9104
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8751
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Survival Server

play.craftlife.com.br

xxooss

Creative

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

23.95.30.251

SkyArmy

Anarchy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

mc.skyarmy.eu

Kingdom of Naelov

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2

===== Survival ===== This is where our focus lies. In the survival world, you can create shops, claim your land, collect treasures dropped by monsters, mine mob spawners with Silk Touch, level up your skills, and complete various objectives to rank up. When you do rank up, you will gain access to powerful spells, ranging from growing grops to walking on water to creating a fire nova around you. You will also become able to pose your armor stands in unique ways, and change things like whether they have arms or not.

198.143.131.99

MCIsland

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	665445
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to the Minecraft Survival + Guilds 1.7.2 server!! IP: n6.csrv.pl:14834

n6.csrv.pl:14834

Freeside MC

Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

FreesideMC – GRAND REOPENING!!

Server has just been updated to 1.9 and the map has been reset!

Looking for new players. Possibility for staff! Join us now 🙂

play.freesidemc.com