SlimeFunyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HamasHostageHavoc

Captivity, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage release, hostages, hostages list, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Négotiation, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, prisoners, Release, Terrorism

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy storyline where Hamas is holding all these hostages in Minecraft and you gotta like, rescue them and stuff. but get this, Hamas hasn’t even given us a list of who’s still alive! so like, it’s a real challenge, ya feel me? join now and be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world where anything can happen, dude!

Frosty Moon Tavern

Astrobiology, centotectic, centotectic concept, critical information, determining habitability, europa, Europa’s habitability, Extreme conditions, extreme environments, frosty, habitability, icy moon exploration, icy moons, investigation, liquid stability, Moon, novel, scientific research, stability of liquids, study, TAVERN, thermodynamic concept, Thermodynamics

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got all the centotectic vibes goin on! we be investigatin the stability of liquids in extreme conditions like a bunch of mad scientists tryna figure out if Europa be habitable or not.

we got ice, we got fire, we got lava, we got water – basically we got all the elements you need for a lit minecraft adventure. come build your own icy moon base and see if you can survive the centotectic madness.

join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to Europa and meet some alien creepers – it’s gonna be outta this world, literally! so what you waitin for? come join the fun and let’s get centotectic up in here!

———– MONTANACRAFT ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, building, cars, city, Community, Crafting, Create, Creative, Gaming, Goal, Minecraft, MontanaCraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, State, STRONG, Survival, virtual, weapons, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Potions Brewed:	98	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

MontanaCraft is a server where your main goal is to create your own city and subsequently a strong state.

185.9.145.183:25758

RuinSpirit

Atmosphäre, bedrock, Creative World, Discord, Endeffekt, Farmwelt, gameplay, Interesse, java, Klone, minecraft server, Netzwerken, Oldschool, PvP, RuinSpirit, Semi Vanilla, Server, Servernetzwerken, Spielmodi, Survival, Treffen, Version, Video, Webseite, Welten

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crops Grown:	3149
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Overview of RuinSpirit Minecraft Server

Server Version	1.21.4
Available Worlds	– Freebuild – Farmwelt – Citybuild – Lands/Nations + PvP – Creative World (coming soon)
Java Server	mc.ruinspirit.net
Bedrock Server	mc.ruinspirit.net:19132
Discord	ruinspirit.net
Server Video	Watch Here

Frequently Asked Questions

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.21.4.

What worlds are available on the server?

There are several worlds available including Freebuild, Farmwelt, Citybuild, Lands/Nations + PvP, and a Creative World (coming soon).

How can I join the Java server?

You can join the Java server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net in your Minecraft client.

How can I join the Bedrock server?

You can join the Bedrock server by connecting to mc.ruinspirit.net:19132 in your Minecraft client.

Is there a Discord server for community chat?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at ruinspirit.net to chat with other players and staff.

When is the Creative World expected to be available?

The Creative World is expected to be available soon, stay tuned for updates on the server.

Fast Food Heroes 1.20.3

$15/hr, 1.20.3, activism, compensation, economic justice, employment, Fast, fast food, Food, Heroes, income disparity, INEQUALITY, job market, Labor, Living Wage, minimum wage, POVERTY, PROTESTS, service industry, Social Issues, UNFAIR, wages, workers, working conditions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, bro, forget about fast food workers, come join our Minecraft server where you can make way more than $15/hr by mining diamonds like a boss! Who needs a greasy burger when you can feast on virtual pork chops and cake in our pixelated paradise? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled customers asking for extra ketchup. It’s a win-win, my dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those virtual coins faster than you can say “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

Lia from Phase Connect Minecraft SMP

acrylic stand, charms, Chibi Lia daki pillow, Christmas Merch, Connect, current events, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, holiday matsuri, Japan, LIA, Lia desktop assistant, Lia fan club, Lia For Sale, Lia Licker, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, Lia merchandise, Lia shirts, Marketable Lia Plushie, Minecraft, No Girls Allowed, phase, phase connect, pins, PRINTS, rinkou ashelia, smp, stands, STICKERS, Upcoming Streams, VOD suggestions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchantments Applied:	154
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft SMP, where only the coolest kids are allowed! Join us at ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” policy because girls have cooties and we can’t risk catching them in the virtual world. Plus, our channel is run by the one and only Rinkou Ashelia, a legendary gamer with skills that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! We have upcoming streams like “STREAM WORLD OF LIA: Concert Edition,” where Lia will rock your socks off with her epic performances. And don’t forget about the meet and greet at Holiday Matsuri, where you can bully Lia in person (just kidding, please don’t actually bully her).

Oh, and did we mention Lia has Christmas merch for sale? Get your hands on Lia plushies, daki pillows, shirts, charms, pins, stands, stickers, prints, and more! Your collection will be the envy of all your friends.

So come on, join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia is the one true love of your virtual life. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

black people, boujee, breadwinner, cash payment, christmas dinner, Communication Issues, CraftyCash, cupcakes, elitist, family conflict, family dynamics, flaunting my money, gold digger, grocery shopping, Lowes Foods, Minecraft, Quality over quantity, rich auntie, SAHM, Server, sister drama, Walmart, Whole Foods

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

HubbyFamHoliNoWait

christmas, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Distance, emotions, Expectations, family, holidays, HubbyFamHoliNoWait, in-laws, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	2954
Players Killed by Monsters:	2967	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of holiday family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws and family obligations by building your own virtual world where you make the rules.

Our server is the perfect place to spend your holidays, whether you’re dodging passive-aggressive comments from your mother-in-law or trying to avoid awkward conversations with your distant relatives. We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggle and are here to support you through it all.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret holiday village where you can celebrate Christmas with adorable virtual kittens and festive decorations. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a purrfectly peaceful holiday in Minecraft?

So join us today and say goodbye to miserable f*cking Christmases and hello to a virtual winter wonderland where you can finally spend the holidays with your one true love – Minecraft. Trust us, your husband’s family drama has nothing on the adventures waiting for you on our server!

KidCraftin’Madness

challenges of parenting, child rearing, family life, KidCraftinMadness, Kids, parenthood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting challenges, parenting community, parenting difficulties, parenting help, parenting questions, parenting resources, parenting struggles, parenting support, parenting tips, raising a child, raising children, tough love, tough parenting

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the real world struggles of parenting? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can raise virtual kids that never talk back and always listen to you! Build them a virtual house, teach them how to mine for diamonds, and watch them grow into strong, independent blocky beings. Who needs real kids when you can have Minecraft kids that won’t drain your energy and bank account? Join now and experience the joys of virtual parenting without the messy diapers and temper tantrums!

BlockyPeaceCraft

Agreement, BBC, BlockyPeaceCraft, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, International, mediator., MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Official, ongoing, Palestinian, Peace, progress, resolution, talks, Truce, update

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Void Gems Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	83
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

lol come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of gaza ceasefire talks!!! we got 90% completion rate on fun and games, way better than those boring negotiations. play with us and build your own virtual world where there’s no conflict, just blocks and laughs. plus, our resident palestinian official says it’s the best way to unwind after a long day of peace talks. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s craft some peace together, one block at a time!

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	68	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	98

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	2429	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7900
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4