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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3492 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 6979 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.