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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 238 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).
So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.