SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Crops Grown:	1591
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826828	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Potions Brewed:	153	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	8875	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Animals Bred:	62
Ores Mined:	1639	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	258
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	85	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7575
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Crops Grown:	1217	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6619
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8