lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

    Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

    Minecraft Server: Avalon

    Server Trailer Watch Here
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    Server IP defend.avalon.today

    Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

    Features:

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

    Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

    Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

    So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

    Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

    Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

    Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

    But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

    NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Players Killed by Monsters: 9542
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

    BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

    Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9329 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

    BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyCreeper69

    CraftyCreeper69
    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

    Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SunflowerGrieferz

    SunflowerGrieferz
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Star Gazing Alien Hangout

    Star Gazing Alien Hangout
    So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

    This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

    Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

    Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

    Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features
    Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
    18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
    10+ challenging dungeons to explore
    Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
    Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
    Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

    Why Herocraft?

    With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

    IP: play.hc.to

    Discord: hc.to/discord

    Linktree: hc.to/socials


    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers? Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
    Can I play on Herocraft with my friends? Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
    Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft? Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
    How can I join Herocraft? You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 570 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Trap Anime Minecraft Server

    Trap Anime Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

    CraftySavings Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 248 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the complicated story of OP’s conception and birth.

    Looking for a server where you can choose your favorite parent figure to walk you down the virtual aisle? Look no further! We’ve got dads, step-dads, and even potential dads all vying for your attention and love. Will you choose the dad who paid for the DNA test, or the step-dad who tried to buy his way into your heart? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a messy and complicated family dynamic, complete with jealousy, hurt feelings, and passive-aggressive comments. Will you be able to keep the peace between your virtual parents, or will you find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual family feud?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama reigns supreme. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the drama of OP’s family to keep you entertained? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family showdown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3074
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ToiletPaperTussleCraft

    ToiletPaperTussleCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural differences are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unique bathroom habits.

    Ever wondered what it’s like to live with a roommate who believes in throwing used toilet paper in the trash? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience all the joys of dealing with a stinky situation like never before. Dive into the mystery of why flushing toilet paper is a foreign concept and embrace the cultural differences that make living together oh so interesting.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness epic confrontations over bathroom etiquette, engage in heated debates about septic systems, and experience the thrill of asking your roommate to respect your nostrils. Will you be the hero who saves the day by solving the mystery of the foul odor, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of cultural clashes and bathroom drama?

    Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knew that a simple request to flush toilet paper could lead to such chaos and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP

    CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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