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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5114 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4387 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you continue to explore, you come across a giant rainbow-colored sheep that poops out diamonds. That’s right, DIAMONDS. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about the fact that every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with your favorite song?
So why are you still awake? Stop wasting time and come join us on the most absurdly hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.