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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8650 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 91 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
We’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and unicorns that fart rainbows. And let’s not forget about the dancing creepers who break it down to dubstep music. It’s a total rave in here, bro!
Oh, and did I mention that every time you mine a diamond, a magical fairy grants you three wishes? Yeah, it’s like a freakin’ genie in a bottle up in here!
So come on and join the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just watch out for those sneaky bacteria trying to pull a fast one on you while you catch some Z’s. It’s a wild ride, my friend!