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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4614 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the linguistic rollercoaster of Slavic languages that sound like castrated versions of Russian. We drop entire syllables like they’re hot potatoes and deform words like it’s nobody’s business.
Forget the boring servers, come to ours where we say ‘kotoryj’ while Poles are out here saying ‘ktory’. It’s a cultural and linguistic journey that’ll have you questioning reality faster than you can say ‘schastije’. Don’t miss out, join now!