LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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