SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Divine Spears Created:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Trails smp

smp, Survival

We are a player-friendly, self-run Minecraft server looking for new people to play with. There is no whitelist so anyone can join, as long as you don’t break the rules you don’t have to worry about anything.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4151	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bexwing OP Prisons

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are now offering Paypal rewards for Island Top!

Server Important Information

Gamemode – Skyblock & Factions Versions – 1.8-1.16.x Location – US

IP – play.bexwing.com Discord – https://discord.gg/brjrxTX

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3284
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Anarchanium

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Note: I am not the Server Owner, but I have been given express permission to post this here by the server owner, Akunahten

Message from the Server Owner: This server has been a project long awaited to complete. My name is Akunahten and Anarchanium is a place that represents a full survival experience. It may be a little more ruthless than the average but killing and destroying is the law of nature which this server abides by. There is some order within this server if that’s your thing. I am also very interested in building up an economy in this server. An economy without plugins. There will be a marketplace where Killing and Griefing is NOT allowed, where people can sell their stuff and get insanely rich on the diamond currency. Other than that region and the spawn, the server is yours to shape and master.

We have a small startup and can hold up to 50 players at the moment. We also want your feedback if you are interested in joining the server. I will do my best to listen to all the players and change things for the better of our new community.

We are potentially looking for staff if you have experience and can list your experience with plugins/server-setup.

Our Discord Invite Link: discord.gg/MaH5nKb ————————————————————————— If you have any questions add me on discord! : akunahten#9688 ————————————————————————————————— Server address: anarchanium.my.pebble.host

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7261	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hempire skyblock

Balanced Economy, Dungeons, Pets, Skyblock

Hempire’s Skyblock Is a Different take on a Skyblock Server Instead of just working on your island all the time. Why not Run a dungeon and get some Custom Gear, Materials for your island or just sell it at the shop for in-game cash. we will have more to come in the future. Please Join the Discord For Updates!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChoiceCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: play.choicecraft.net

We offer a network that has something for everybody who loves Minecraft. With professionally owned and operated servers, we are always up and with minimal lag for all players.

You start out in our impressive Hub where you can choose from an assortment of game modes that match your mood! We currently offer SkyBlock and Survival!

We offer great perks for all players and some added benefits to folks who contribute to the server! Check out the bonus packages and ranks when you are ready to upgrade your game and take it to the next level.

Experiment! Thrive! Make friends! Join the fun at play.choicecraft.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vault Hunters CyanDeserts

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

We’ve combined our ideas into one strategic, enjoyable, fulfilling experience! All of our staff PLAY with our members on a regular basis. We want to enjoy the experience with you! Doing this we’ve managed to squash any bugs that have come our way thanks to the constant support of the community! Which is made up of a diverse group of players from all parts of the Planet! It is a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crown craft

Welcome to CrownCraft! Join us and participate in what will be the largest minecraft community in Portugal. Join our server right now and leave your mark!

About us: The Crown Craft server is the reflection of a project that provides all players with all the conditions so that they can have fun and spend their time in the most pleasant way possible. On our server you can build whatever you want, make new friends or even rivalries.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6442

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Feudal Tales

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Feudal tales offers a serious roleplaying environment where all players are expected to be in character at all times. As such we have several plugin features to compliment roleplay including: character cards, a chat system, an economy allowing for merchant characters to open shops, a brewery plugin for the crafting of alcohol, pipe tobacco, various exotic plants for farmers and druids, NPCs with quests, and more. Join other mature roleplayers in creating a unique and adventurous experience in the realm of Aetheral!

Joining Feudal Tales is very simple. Unlike other RP servers, we do not require that you write a character biography, but you will still be held to a high roleplaying standard. But don’t be scared away– this is an all-inclusive server! If you are a new roleplayer, we will help get you on the right track! Visit our minecraft forum post, join our discord, or join our official forums to apply. It takes no more than 5 minutes!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dimensionals

MCMMO, Parkour, Survival

🔻 ——————————————————————————————————— Dimensionals, is a small Survival & Parkour server with unique survival expects. This is not a survival server that is paid a win. It is straight up grind. You can earn perks from the online store by just playing Survival, Growing farms, Selling items, Voting and jobs. If you don’t like the server, You can shape it into something that you and the community want as a server. You can put in suggestions, 45% of them will be added.

——————————————————————— 𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 ——————————————————————— :Chest‎‎‎ :Survival hard :GIant zombies :LevelMobs :MCmmo :Skills :Jobs :Parkour :Shop :SignShop :Pets

{“WARNING” This server is currently undergoing a remake} Some things may be broken or not working, suggestions needed.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minehub mc

Discord, DonatorRanks, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, Kits, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Survival

Server IP: play.mhub-mc.ir

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SteveKitPvP

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to SteveKitPvp, where you can pvp with a unique amount of kits! We’re have a limited time offer where we give the first person who joins a free rank!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lit server

Economy, Survival

This miencraft server is a small eco server. we have plugins and friendly staff. this is also a survival server. staff is also needed msut have discord and voice.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Rp survival kingdoms

Custom Enchants, Faction Survival, HARD, Jobs, Kingdom, Medieval, Pve Survival, PvP, Roleplay, Skills

Let’s just get started!We love the Middle Ages as a theme and that’s why we created this RP server: Explore a customized map with dungeons, kingdoms and a world without any restrictions. We specialize in PVE but also PvP, custom mobs, custom maps for the ultimate PVE experience and secret dungeons where you can explore endless worlds with never-ending action! Random loot will keep you alive, but be warned, there is always a dungeon or cave where even more of the scariest creatures may be waiting for you. We also have a special skill system that gives you skills and further specializes you alongside jobs.

All monsters are also adapted to new players, making it easy to get started with the game – There are plenty of plugins that improve the gaming experience. Go on a journey and immerse yourself in our RP server.

We want to keep the gameplay interesting and that’s why there are over 50 different monsters including bosses. You can access this via the hub, but this requires very good equipment.

There are 2 large farming and PVE worlds where you can feel free to explore, build and become the master of survival. You can team up with other survivalists or fight alone, but you should find safe places to build your own kingdom.

You can issue PvP separately and earn a peaceful village life.

You can fight in groups and build your own “kingdom” of survival – you are welcome!

Please take a look at my Twitch channel. Just join us on our Discord.

Euer Kaiming-Team

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Casual-Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Casual-Craft is a relaxed Minecraft community created for players by players. We allow AFK farms and contraptions to be built on the server and feature a growing spawn filled with player shops. The casual-craft economy relies mainly on diamonds.

If you are interested, we would love to meet you, please click this link to be redirected straight to the whitelist application. https://www.casual-craft.com/whitelist We welcome your application to our community!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixilllcraft

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server. We have different game modes to play on. Do you have construction ideas and do you want to build them somewhere quiet? This is possible on the Creative Plots server. Do you want to survive alone or with some friends? Then join our survival server. Or maybe you feel like roleplay or teamplay, then join the kingdom server and start a kingdom with friends or join one of the existing teams.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.