Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
Runes Activated: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Towns Built: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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