SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magic Items Found:	1188
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	159

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sf4.craftersland.net

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	439	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Emeralds Found:	675
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3488	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	8448	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	182
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Votes:	6935

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchantments Applied:	186
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com