SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchantments Applied:	295
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Emeralds Found:	5412	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Votes:	5574
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	3356	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	867	Ores Mined:	4453

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	104	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1857	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	106	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7713
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6357	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	1797
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Emeralds Found:	5806	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Villages Defended:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5795	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9773	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

nornia.net