SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1530	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	3964	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	285
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	989368
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	109524	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

play.minecassia.net