SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	5888	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6306
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Alien Abductions:	3

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	3180
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	413	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Mines Excavated:	1256	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1442
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz