SlapCraft SMP – >mfw arseshite will get slapped 3-2 (4-2…LOL

42…LOL, AGG, arseshite, big 6, champions league, Defeat, done, Elite, football, gtmfw, helmut kickers, Humiliation, Lab, livershite, manure, marbella fc, mfw, premier league, SlapCraft, SLAPPED, smp, spanked, sports, valencia sportif

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	611730	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of getting slapped around in other Minecraft SMPs like arseshite, livershite, and manure? Well, fear not because our server is here to save you from embarrassment! Join us and experience the thrill of dominating your opponents like Valencia Sportif, Marbella FC, and Helmut Kickers!

We don’t mess around with the “big 6” – we’re in a league of our own, where only the elite survive. So if you’re ready to show off your skills and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion, then come join us and let the games begin! Who knows, you might even get to slap around some of the so-called “elite” players yourself. 😉

Pixelmon Horizon

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9192
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

mc.horizongaming.au

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crops Grown:	6180	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8479	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Animals Bred:	90	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	123	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	3830

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7397
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Meteorites Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net