come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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