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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4728 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
1. Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. 2. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball at a party. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park. 4. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at – seriously, it’s like Hogwarts up in here. 5. The creepers on our server are actually really nice once you get to know them – they just want a hug!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!