Skittle’s LifeSteal SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidCraft or LifeCraft

Boundaries, child development, co parenting, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, Divorce, edc, electric daisy carnival, emotional wellbeing, ex wife, family dynamics, KidCraft, LifeCraft, long distance parenting, parenting, psychological health, rave festival, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, step-parenting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2490

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s relationship status? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy custody battles, rave festival drama, and wall damage repair quests!

Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means facing off against your ex’s new fiancé who thinks he has a say in your parenting schedule. Will you be the hero your child needs, or will you bend over backwards one too many times for your ex’s convenience?

And don’t forget to explore our virtual world filled with pixelated walls that need fixing, just like the mess your ex left behind in real life. Join now for a divorce-worthy adventure that will leave you questioning if you’re the bad guy or just a Minecraft master with a heart of gold!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyStarlinkFun

100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem

abortion, Argument, BELIEF, consequences, controversial, Crafty, debate, Ethics, Legal, Manslaughter, MAYHEM, miscarriage, moral, murder, perspective, pregnancy loss, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, society, Tragedy, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!

Sleepy Brain Dot Craft

Brain, Craft, dot, sleepy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Votes:	5736
Dragon Eggs Found:	3510	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wondered how the brain’s little blue dot controls your sleep? Well, forget about that boring stuff and come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you unlimited power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the brain’s little blue dot guide you to the best sleep of your life…or at least until you’re too busy building your dream castle to even think about sleeping!

TheFunZone

1.17, Boosters, building, Citybuild, Compatible, Connect, console, Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Farm, java, Latest Version, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PORT, progress, Server, server address, under construction

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5094	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Crops Grown:	5384
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106

Hello! We are the Funzone server team. Are you looking for a new server under construction? You don’t want to be forced to spend real money and still have the opportunity for great progress? Then you are right with us! We offer a CityBuild server with many features such as cosmetics and boosters. Is mere farm and building too boring for you? No problem! Many mini -games are planned.

Which versions are supported? As a server, we do not want to rule out anyone, so we offer compatibility for Java from 1.17 to the latest version. Console players join the Connect Können, the other pace players can insert the server normally.

Server data Server address: thefunzone.de Port: 19132

thefunzone.de:19132

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, market, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that provides a friendly and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. The Minecraft server has been around since version 1.7.10 and offers a grief prevention system, friendly admin team, quality-of-life features, and multiple worlds to explore.
Player Protection	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims are protected from destruction by other players, and pets are also protected. The admin team is available to assist with any issues.
Quality-of-Life	The server offers various features to enhance the gameplay experience, such as a banking system that rewards players with interest for playtime. A Market at the Survival Spawn offers goods for purchase without pay-to-win mechanics.
Multiple Worlds	In addition to the traditional Survival world, players can explore the Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. Plans are in place to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible from the Hub.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	The server allows players from both Java and Bedrock versions to play together, promoting a diverse and growing community. More fun can be had by all as friends from different platforms can join in on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I protect my builds?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds from griefing. Admin team can assist with any issues.
Are there pay-to-win mechanics?	No, the server focuses on providing an enjoyable experience without pay-to-win features.
How do I access other worlds?	Speak to Zedmun at the Survival Spawn to be transported to the Amplified World. Event World and Creative Plot World access will be available from the Hub.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, the server allows crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
Where can I find more information?	Join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Whispering Woods 1.21.2

1.21.2, bashful, Introvert, Quiet, Reserved, shy awareness, shy behavior, shy celebration, shy character, shy community, shy day, shy emotions, shy feelings, shy nature, shy person, shy personality, shy tendencies, shy traits, Shy.., SHYDAY, timid, whispering, Woods

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	6678	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

OMG, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen! Join now for a chance to ride a chicken into battle against evil creepers!

You’ll be able to build the most epic castles and houses, like seriously, they’ll make your real-life house look like a pile of dirt in comparison.

And guess what? We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. It’s lit, fam.

Plus, we have the rarest items and treasures hidden all over the map. You’ll feel like Indiana Jones on a quest for diamonds and emeralds. So much bling, you’ll need sunglasses just to look at your inventory.

Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft server ever created. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown! Or at least mildly entertained.

CraftyRacismNoMore Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anti-Semitic, Argument, calling out, Confrontation, CraftyRacismNoMore, cultural difference, derogatory term, disagreement, faking stress, flatmate, midlands, Minecraft, normal behavior, overreacting, racism, racist terms, Server, Shoplifting, south of England, unacceptable behavior, upbringing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from other servers.

Are you tired of dealing with problematic roommates like Dave in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about racist language or questionable behavior. Our community is all about positivity and inclusivity, so you can focus on having fun without any drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is where to find your next block of gold. See you in the game!

GF’s Gift Fail Server

AITAH, anniversary, anniversary gift, Apology, creepy, DATING, eye picture, Fail, gfs, gift, Girlfriend, home, insulting gift, jewelry, lovers eye pendant, matching pendants, not wearing, Server, solve problem, taken aback, Upset, wedding ring, weird, work

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward situations like receiving creepy “lover’s eye” pendants as gifts! Join us for a fun and hilarious time as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory.

Reasons to join our server: – No more awkward gift exchanges with your significant other – Explore a world where wearing eye jewelry is a thing of the past – Build your dream castle and show off your creativity without judgment – Make new friends and laugh together at ridiculous in-game shenanigans

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended) on our server.

ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	376919	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

RevoltCraft: Riches to Rags

class struggle, economic collapse, economic disparity, government intervention., historical context, Historical solutions, income inequality, oligarchy, Oppression, political change, political corruption, Popular uprising, power dynamics, Rags, resistance movements, RevoltCraft, revolution, Rich takeover, Riches, social justice, social unrest, Wealth Inequality, wealth redistribution

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive history in a whole new way! We’ve recreated the perfect scenario where the rich are taking over and the poor are suffering, but this time YOU have the power to stop it all! Build your own rebellion, overthrow the corrupt leaders, and create a new world where everyone is equal (and maybe even get some cool loot along the way). Who knew saving the world could be so fun and blocky? Join now and be the hero we all need (and deserve)!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3749	Enchantments Applied:	234
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

Renewable Power Rush

2030 targets, Average, Countries, decade’s end, electricity, Electricity prices, Europe, Fall, national targets, power, Renewable, renewable energy, Rush, stabilise, study, wholesale prices

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!

if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!

so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw

Players:	99/800	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2568	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3