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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3353 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4178 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Emeralds Found: | 3753 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a dad who went from being a chunky monkey to a fitness freak! Join us for some epic adventures and witness the transformation of a man who went from loving donuts to loving dumbbells.
Our server is the perfect place to escape from controlling parents who think they know everything about weight loss. Forget about weird diets and constant BMI calculations, here you can just focus on building your dream world block by block.
And if you ever feel like your dad is being too harsh, just remind him about his loose skin and watch him turn as red as a ripe tomato. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So come join us on our server, where the only weight you have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. Let’s build, mine, and troll our way to victory!
