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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6741 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 156089 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
join our minecraft server and escape the dead skin apocalypse! our world is protected by a magical force field that repels all those nasty skin cells, so you can mine and build without worrying about getting covered in grossness.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples, guarded by a team of friendly llamas wearing sunglasses. you can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient chicken scratch.
also, our server is home to the legendary rainbow sheep, who poops out blocks of solid gold every hour on the hour. it’s like a never-ending treasure hunt, but with more rainbows and less pirates.
so come join us and experience the weirdest and wildest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the flying pigs, they tend to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.
