SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1149
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5145

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crops Grown:	8424	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Emeralds Found:	6913	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	136	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	8160	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.