Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Animals Bred: 117 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Potions Brewed: 188
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Potions Brewed: 149
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4302 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1204
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 837 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/xbox-series-x-controller/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Crops Grown: 3322 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 35 Dragon Scales Harvested: 291
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8684 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Emeralds Found: 6533 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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